The Mad King is going to need to call on the Board of Peace to help him out. Or FIFA... (View Post)

UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16): 🇫🇷 France: REJECTED 🇬🇧 UK: REJECTED 🇮🇹 Italy: REJECTED 🇪🇸 Spain: REJECTED 🇯🇵 Japan: REJECTED 🇳🇴 Norway: REJECTED 🇨🇦 Canada: REJECTED 🇦🇺 Australia: REJE… (View Post)

Conan had a couple of decent gags at the Oscars "Welcome back, we're coming to you live from the has a small penis theater... let's see him put his name in front of that" “[There … (View Post)

I went to my doctor and said "It hurts when I do this" and he said "Well, how often do you really need to do that?" and i totally missed it. I teed it up for him, he hit it sweetl… (View Post)

@NormalIslandNws Donald Trump is the best ever president at winning wars because he has won the Iran war seven times in the last ten days. No other president has ever won the same war seven times. (View Post)