Good grief. Those seat projections means that someone like Sir Desmond Swayne will become a front bench spokes for Culture Media and Sport. The satire. (View Post)

How about being made to run a PO/retail shop 80 hours a week, tenuously profitable and with a crap IT system that makes them spend hours each day trying to balance? (View Post)

Best ever film version - Kurosawa's Throne of Blood. Toshiro Mifune (Macbeth character) in the film looks a bit like H Useless. (View Post)

Here in the New Forest (gentlemen) gardeners are advised to pee on the deer tacks into the garden - which is meant to be a deterrent. Many would welcome Sir Desmond Swayne being put to some good use … (View Post)

Never mind -just wait a few years. My decorative lollipop Olive Trees (snip at £20 from Morrisons) produced a couple of reasonable size olives last summer - very bitter though. (View Post)