How about being made to run a PO/retail shop 80 hours a week, tenuously profitable and with a crap IT system that makes them spend hours each day trying to balance? (View Post)

Best ever film version - Kurosawa's Throne of Blood. Toshiro Mifune (Macbeth character) in the film looks a bit like H Useless. (View Post)

Here in the New Forest (gentlemen) gardeners are advised to pee on the deer tacks into the garden - which is meant to be a deterrent. Many would welcome Sir Desmond Swayne being put to some good use … (View Post)

Never mind -just wait a few years. My decorative lollipop Olive Trees (snip at £20 from Morrisons) produced a couple of reasonable size olives last summer - very bitter though. (View Post)

The first rule of Dodgy Bar Chart club is never show yourself in the lead. The point is to show your team closing in on the front runner, and can win it if enough third (flagging) party supporters sw… (View Post)