And the music was composed by a Czech ( Dvorak,) about America. So why is everyone speaking with a Yorkshire accent? (View Post)

I can't talk about attending big public events but as a reporter on a local paper I had to interview bereaved families. I dreaded doing it and I expected people to tell me to piss off (it happened on… (View Post)

Berlusconi has died. Oh, I now see it's already been mentioned. (View Post)

His name is Ernest. To be known as Ernie in tribute to Benny Hill's milkman. (View Post)

I don't give a focaccia. (View Post)