When I did jury service, we spent longer in the jury room discussing what sandwiches we would have for lunch than the verdict. (View Post)

Her voice reminds me of Bernard Bresslaw. (One for the oldies) (View Post)

Regarding the "poshness" of Surrey, when I lived there, in the same road lived 2 members of Pan's People plus Stuart Freeborn ( the man who created Yoda). (Not together). Adam Faith li… (View Post)

Gyles Brandreth tells this story in "Breaking The Code" and says it was John Major who told him this ruse. (View Post)

I once worked as a barmaid. The landlords had a Great Dane and a Yorkie. While they were away on holiday, the Yorkie had a heart attack and died. The head barmaid said the landlady would want to pay … (View Post)