Berlusconi has died. Oh, I now see it's already been mentioned. (View Post)

His name is Ernest. To be known as Ernie in tribute to Benny Hill's milkman. (View Post)

I don't give a focaccia. (View Post)

My brother was due to go on holiday to Uzbekistan this month but he had a stroke at Easter. He's recovering well but the trip has been cancelled. (View Post)

The John Stonehouse disappearance was bizarre, especially as it tied into the Lord Lucan disappearance. David Mellor, Minister for fun, and the Chelsea shirt, although the football shirt detail appar… (View Post)