It is written by Zoe Williams. I remember seeing her on The Daily Politics once. She had lank, greasy hair and was moaning about how dreadful everything was. I thought of a line in the Adrian Mole di… (View Post)

I once sat next to a member of the Rothschild family on a Dinard to London flight. He was absolutely charming and insisted on paying for my duty free As he was a Rothschild, I let him. It was a small… (View Post)

Switched on BBC news to find out what's happening in Russia only to get wall-to-wall Glastonbury. (View Post)

And the music was composed by a Czech ( Dvorak,) about America. So why is everyone speaking with a Yorkshire accent? (View Post)

I can't talk about attending big public events but as a reporter on a local paper I had to interview bereaved families. I dreaded doing it and I expected people to tell me to piss off (it happened on… (View Post)