I can't talk about attending big public events but as a reporter on a local paper I had to interview bereaved families. I dreaded doing it and I expected people to tell me to piss off (it happen… (View Post)

Berlusconi has died. Oh, I now see it's already been mentioned. (View Post)

His name is Ernest. To be known as Ernie in tribute to Benny Hill's milkman. (View Post)

I don't give a focaccia. (View Post)

My brother was due to go on holiday to Uzbekistan this month but he had a stroke at Easter. He's recovering well but the trip has been cancelled. (View Post)