1. portray people of colour in an advert 2. wait for idiots to explode in outrage on social media 3. watch all the free publicity pour in This pattern is now so well known, I wouldn't be surprised if… (View Post)

I would say it's like an Escher painting, but I once saw Escher leaving the Co-op in Hilversum, and since then I've come to regard him as essentially a degenerate. (View Post)

I won't say which supermarket I go to, but I'm clear about where I am in the pecking order: Everyone who goes to more downmarket supermarkets is scum Everyone who goes to more upmarket supermarkets i… (View Post)

It's good never to write people off. Redemption should always be possible, however unlikely it is that the person will reach for it. It's good, it keeps the responsibility squarely on the wrongdoer. (View Post)

you've lost your marbles (View Post)