I don't suppose he's available tomorrow is he? (View Post)

You'd be entitled to a little discretion from Sheekey if they are charging £79 for a dozen oysters (View Post)

I'd say spivs rather than oiks. (View Post)

I think you had to go back earlier. The Tory Party of 2015/6 was quite civilised but after Brexit and the defenestration of Cameron Osborne Clark and co all the civilising influences melted away and … (View Post)

Then it's a pun.....every advertiser wants one. Seen outside a motorway service station...(Apologies to Nestle) Have a Break.... Have a Quick Crap... (View Post)