The compulsory serving of asparagus at breakfast and free corsets for the under-5s. :) (View Post)

Their current position is they will stand in them all ecluding NI. Whether they have the candidates and resources to do that may be another matter. (View Post)

The honourable tradition of knocker-uppers in many cities pre WW2. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knocker-up (View Post)

Isn't it the case that either they don't know or they have somehow broken the law? Postal votes are not counted ahead of time. The covering envelope is opened and the check made that the vo… (View Post)

Shit. I paid a hell of a lot more than that and all I got was Saturn and about 3 moons of Jupiter. And not even the big ones! (View Post)