I suppose a girl has to come up with something pretty extraordinary to beat "having a wardrobe fall on you with the key still in". (View Post)

Actually, our good burgher of Epping does seem decently embarrassed. From early in this thread: I have to agree, I think Boris could have phrased his words slightly differently. The UK voted to leave… (View Post)

You should point that out in a letter to Sajid Javid, copy to Kemi Badenoch (the thinking man's anti-wokester) and the NHS boss, (View Post)

Certainly the strategy of sending in the tanks is going to need some rethinking. (View Post)

Yes, so far no problem on that score. Just a mild sore throat and a slight sniffle. We really do need to be hugely grateful for the vaccines (View Post)