7.5 miles around Darlington? Let's hope they don't come to any Yarm. (View Post)

No need to protest, we all, sort of, understand your predicament, n-eabhal-s 🐹, if I may doxx your true identity for a moment. (...I feel a wink emoji ought to be extraneous here). (View Post)

@Benpointer COMPETITION (and hat tip to the poster, I forget who, whose template I copied my answers into) Highest share of the vote in 2025 with a BPC registered pollster in a GB wide poll for each … (View Post)

He's wanting dominion over part of Denmark, so I guess the appropriate word is Cnut. Does that make his vice, JDV, Harthacnut? (View Post)

I had a relative who threw up on the Cutty Sark in its dry dock. (View Post)