Never been busier since I retired. Love it. Keep going Nick. (View Post)

True but gosh that is a low bar! (View Post)

The Telegraph gave up trying to be a proper newspaper quite a while ago. (View Post)

Such modesty may be fitting, but not in the Site's best tradition. Stand proud like our beloved leaders. Btw, how can one tell when a seal blushes? (View Post)

Has the Star bought a lettuce yet? Cos if it has, we know he will leaf soon. (View Post)