How does 'Boredom You Can Afford' sound as an election slogan? (View Post)

Perhaps they could contact the Tory Party membership for some advice. (View Post)

Not sure about that, but I'd definitely like to sue the bookmakers who won't let me bet on the grounds that I might win. That's definitely discriminatory! :) (View Post)

Meanwhile the Facebook Fantasists who chimed in will no doubt pretend they never said anything. (View Post)

They also do it to jockeys who have just won a big race. 'Fantastic, you f*ckwit' is the only appropriate reply. (View Post)