Thanks Cicero. Off to the garden now, so will confine myself to mentioning that one of the unlikely Independent wins in the locals recently was my near neighbour, a delightful lady who just tried her… (View Post)

Reminds me of an occasion when my CEO asked for a one-armed lawyer, who wouldn't be able to say '...on the other hand'. (View Post)

Great stuff, Gallowgate, but don't be shy. Doesn't stop TSE. (View Post)

Thanks, Richard. Sorry I missed that. I do try to keep up, but at my age... (View Post)

Well a few rumours would be helpful. Maybe we could start some? 'A friend of mine down the pub....' (View Post)