You surprise me, Sir, but I suppose as a Villa supporter you can be forgiven for not knowing a Liverpool joke. Anyway, the punchline is that someone scribbled on it...: 'Play him Centre Forward … (View Post)

Hi StJohn, Thanks again for the xword, and I trust you and Mrs StJ remain well. We have many younger readers who may not have heard the famous St John joke of 1960s vintage. Perhaps you would like to… (View Post)

Why not graduate to port? It is a supreme drink, if you don't mind the hangover. (View Post)

Happy Christmas to PBers everywhere, and thanks to St John for continuing this excellent tradition. I will continue my own by reading all the clues before deciding I can't do. Hope you are all w… (View Post)

Don't most speedos on cars overstate the speed by a few mph? Mine certainly does. (View Post)