The Telegraph gave up trying to be a proper newspaper quite a while ago. (View Post)

Such modesty may be fitting, but not in the Site's best tradition. Stand proud like our beloved leaders. Btw, how can one tell when a seal blushes? (View Post)

Has the Star bought a lettuce yet? Cos if it has, we know he will leaf soon. (View Post)

It's true that if there's not much blood left in the body it will stop bleeding soon, Huyfd. Can you see the downside to that? (View Post)

But US voters could remedy the situation easily, Nigel, and save about 10,000 lives a year by voting for gun reform and candidates that support it. They choose not. I think it's daft, but we are… (View Post)