A poached egg is just a fried egg for someone who has given up on life. (View Post)

Is there anything more delicious than a fried egg? Just a little salt and pepper on top... Perfection! (View Post)

I heard one of the shills for the UAE on the radio proclaiming the importance of a vibrant press for democracy... What does the UAE know about democracy, exactly? (View Post)

I'm currently eating a fried breakfast. Mmm. (View Post)

Only peaches? (View Post)