Off to shake hands with the wife's best friend is a favourite of mine. (View Post)

I was brought up in Fife and Newcastle. My dad is from London, my mum from the West country. I've lived in the Caribbean and the United States. I'm married to someone who spent most of her … (View Post)

I'm good up to pint #3 but after that I might as well be sat in the toilets. (View Post)

Actually, this is my new definition of anti-woke: someone who loves capitalism and colonialism but hates everything they've led to. (View Post)

Is it too controversial to throw supper/dinner/tea into the mix here? (View Post)