The only reason the Strait is closed is because of Trump and his Israeli friends. I don't think groveling to him now is really going to help us in the slightest. (View Post)

I don't listen to podcasts (although I have been a guest on a couple of them). So I guess I am not a centrist dad, despite significant evidence to the contrary. (View Post)

Unless they're speeding up to beat the red and get done for doing 26 in a 20 zone and end up having to do another bloody speed awareness course. Which definitely didn't happen to me a year … (View Post)

Reform is essentially the political wing of private equity. It's not a real party. (View Post)

"Reform voters wives" sounds like the world's worst pornographic magazine. (View Post)