At this rate it'll be easier to get a dinghy across. (View Post)

Sounds like your daughter has figured out a way of staying up a bit longer! (View Post)

Is there for honest Poverty That hings his head, an' a' that; The coward slave - we pass him by, We dare be poor for a' that! For a' that, an' a' that. Our toils obscure… (View Post)

I've never understood why people buy Range Rovers. Buying a t shirt with "I am a c***" written on it would achieve the same effect at a fraction of the price. (View Post)

Corbyn is another one who has a surprisingly non annoying voice given how annoying he is as a person. Farage too, weirdly. (View Post)