Who is to blame for Boris Johnson? His dad? Eton College? Oxford University? God? Why do we have to be living in the version of the universe that contains him? (View Post)

I feel that this is unfair to penises. (View Post)

Maybe they were Special K. (View Post)

Being a centrist dad the Toryism of Major, Hurd and Heseltine looks totally fine to me. But the modern Tory party is a million miles from that kind of decency and pragmatism. (View Post)

Stick with the moths. Much more rewarding. (View Post)