I will walk the streets of SE4 safe in the knowledge that your insatiable lust for speed has been tempered. (View Post)

They're using it to build a bridge that I can sell to you. (View Post)

You mean a McFlurry? (View Post)

A clearer demonstration of Tory priorities you couldn't ask for. (View Post)

I'm sure it is absolute garbage but I love it and will still watch it. Everyone needs an a completely trashy TV programme to watch, and for me it's the Crown, sorry. (View Post)