Incredible that somebody has to spell this out. (View Post)

Many of them coming from countries that we actually colonised, ironically. (View Post)

Every woman I have slept with has been two months older than me. (View Post)

And most of the "Boriswave" cabinet are now in Reform, but somehow it's all Labour's fault and Reform are going to fix it. Make it make sense. (View Post)

Wringing your hands and signaling simultaneously sounds potentially dangerous, the kind of thing you'd have failed your driving test for in the old days. (View Post)