I was inspired to compose my own effort: By the banks of the silvery Tay The waters flow fast night and day. With Dundee at its mouth, And Fife to the south, You can see why they don't want to s… (View Post)

Nothing prosaic about the silvery Tay with the Kingdom of Fife behind it. (View Post)

Every time I see Cummings I am really sure there was an obscure Viz character who looked just like him, but I can't find it so maybe I am imagining it. Perhaps it is their shared North East root… (View Post)

I really feel sorry for Boris Johnson, so unfair that he had to face a challenge that was so wrong for him. What a cruel disease Covid was. (View Post)

Why? It's probably always hotter on the Northern Line than on Brighton Beach. (View Post)