Earl Grey is tea for people who don't like tea, usually produced from the scrapings off the tea factory floor (according to a chap in a tea factory I spoke to on the subject). (View Post)

Of course I am! You think that people who can't make a decent cup of tea can be trusted to manoeuvre a motor vehicle with due care and attention, especially on such an unnatural side of the carr… (View Post)

Earl Grey is absolute garbage tea. (View Post)

With a few honourable exceptions -Sri Lankans not only make a great cuppa but actually grow the bloody stuff - Jonny Foreigner tends to struggle with the basics of a proper cup of tea. It's one … (View Post)

Who asks specifically for English Breakfast Tea, which is just generic basic tea that you will be given if you ask for a cup of tea? It's like asking for a hen's egg. (View Post)