Mother of God! I hope they've checked the freezer for bits of Jackie Laverty. (View Post)

Yes it's almost as if the focus should be on the victims instead of the ethnicity of the nonces. (View Post)

Yup. A reduction in seats held outside of the big two parties is good news primarily for whichever of those parties is likely to have the most seats since it makes it more likely that that party will… (View Post)

Haha no. I did once have three wisdom teeth taken out at one time, but this was in the US so (a) it was covered by insurance and (b) I got given some epic painkillers - probably heroin or something -… (View Post)

Can't Charles get his valet to post on his behalf? 'Local drunk' doesn't massively narrow down the list of potential culprits BTW. (View Post)