I was hoping to travel round America with my pet haggis but alas that last item on my bucket list will have to remain unrealized for now. Haggises don't respond well to being put in kennels, eit… (View Post)

Also, bald men wear hats for reasons other than vanity (generally speaking, bald men aren't big on vanity, it doesn't really go with the territory). In winter a bald head gets very cold wit… (View Post)

The Clackmannanshire Bridge is 1.2km long and the Kincardine Bridge 800m so I'm not sure I'd call them insubstantial. There is really only one Forth Bridge though, the thing of sublime beau… (View Post)

He's so generic that he's adopted that as his surname. He does come across as just your basic Tory. Perhaps that is the appeal to Tory MPs, when they look at him they see their own essence … (View Post)

Yes I think that's right. I'm paying for the shirts and the sticker price guys are paying for the shop and the ads budget. Similar to business class seats on a plane. I feel suitably smug, … (View Post)