The PB Xmas crossword is the pinnacle of civilisation on that most uncivilised of days. (View Post)

I'm sure if you explain that you're in fact English and the orange hair glued all over your body was a Trump comedy thing they'll let you out and scratch 'Orangutan' from their list (View Post)

If this post doesn't get a like or a reply I don't think I'll ever forgive PB. (View Post)

The protests will certainly be squeaky (View Post)

I bet the balloon fish wants the helium to be temporary too. (View Post)