Well that's a glass entirely empty post if I ever saw one! (View Post)

Come along. Would you really want a snap of Nigel Lawson on your wall? I wouldn't even want a snap of Nigella Lawson, and she's considerably easier on the eye than her father. (View Post)

Drink more beer? (View Post)

No, my hair still retains at least some of its natural tone. (View Post)

Oh you brute! Rack of lamb!.. FFS. I'm having a chilli, although there is a vaguely enticing aspect that I've been stewing some dried chillis for several hours - one has become huge! It'll be just ch… (View Post)