It'll be Claire Balding, or if not Fred Stupidbollocks. They're both at loose ends after casting a pall over the Olympic coverage. I presume Lineker is off to Canterbury? (View Post)

Dating yes, married no. (View Post)

They're awful as house-pets though. They're not cuddly, unresponsive to petting, and keep trying to escape. (View Post)

But spent very wisely indeed. (View Post)

But the big bonus working in his favour is that Reeves is no Brown. (View Post)