Having a day off once a month and not being an alcoholic is entirely the same thing. Hic! (View Post)

Pretty easy to count to 5,000. Go off immediately to the corner and do so. (View Post)

Well all serious political sites have a pet Leon. (View Post)

The best solution is that they go home with a disfunctional aircraft carrier. We lead the world there. (View Post)

Cats can be very amusing. In the absence of the dogs and the family our cat once just threw itself at me and my newspaper. They're not as cool as they want to be. (View Post)