My bladder has long encouraged the half. (View Post)

Well that's a glass entirely empty post if I ever saw one! (View Post)

Come along. Would you really want a snap of Nigel Lawson on your wall? I wouldn't even want a snap of Nigella Lawson, and she's considerably easier on the eye than her father. (View Post)

Drink more beer? (View Post)

No, my hair still retains at least some of its natural tone. (View Post)