Years ago I went for a medical on joining a new company. The Doc asked me when was the last day I hadn't had a drink. Yesterday! I responded - clearly having the medical in view. Oh, very good, he sa… (View Post)

Having a day off once a month and not being an alcoholic is entirely the same thing. Hic! (View Post)

Pretty easy to count to 5,000. Go off immediately to the corner and do so. (View Post)

Well all serious political sites have a pet Leon. (View Post)

The best solution is that they go home with a disfunctional aircraft carrier. We lead the world there. (View Post)