Well we all thought that once. (View Post)

I see you now as roasting a hog on a spit in a cave. Heavy black tattoos, bald headed, much like Apocalypse Now. Hell of a gas bill. (View Post)

Well that's me shot down in flames. (Jeans because they are zero maintenance, and a jacket because it has pockets and vaguely obscures that I'm a bit lardy) (View Post)

If you're all in on Jenrick, I'll eat my hat. (View Post)

You can get this papal indulgence subscription plan. For just £33.99 a week you can commit most sins, and the advanced plan is just £53.99 a week. It's not advertised, but there's a Presidential pack… (View Post)