I see you now as roasting a hog on a spit in a cave. Heavy black tattoos, bald headed, much like Apocalypse Now. Hell of a gas bill. (View Post)

Well that's me shot down in flames. (Jeans because they are zero maintenance, and a jacket because it has pockets and vaguely obscures that I'm a bit lardy) (View Post)

If you're all in on Jenrick, I'll eat my hat. (View Post)

You can get this papal indulgence subscription plan. For just £33.99 a week you can commit most sins, and the advanced plan is just £53.99 a week. It's not advertised, but there's a Presidential pack… (View Post)

If you want to find good names then ask children. They'll come up with all sorts of stuff. You now owe me one share of 'Mary, Mary, quite contrary PLC' - the to-be-famed maker of heavy artillery. (View Post)