Drink more beer? (View Post)

No, my hair still retains at least some of its natural tone. (View Post)

Oh you brute! Rack of lamb!.. FFS. I'm having a chilli, although there is a vaguely enticing aspect that I've been stewing some dried chillis for several hours - one has become huge! It'll be just ch… (View Post)

Antiques Roadshow at 8pm. I like to warm the telly up for a good 15 minutes ahead of time. Get the valves set. (View Post)

People will talk! (View Post)