I'll tell my grandson. He might be interested! (View Post)

In my youth the most positive reason for a young man joining the Young Conservatives was the chance to meet a significant amount of posh totty. (View Post)

Were they not wearing burqas? Apologies if I've remembered the religion of the accused incorrectly. (View Post)

It's dragging in all sorts of false trails to confuse the hounds. (View Post)

Gave me chance to chat with girls down in Southend for a some summer fun, though. Eg Do you want a big pink one? (View Post)