I have to say I love the way PB transitions seamlessly from "how can we end the bloodshed in Ukraine and defeat the evil Russians?" to "isn't Southampton a lovely airport?". … (View Post)

I'm an atheist. But I own my property outright and am comfortably off. How should I vote? It's all so confusing in this black and white world. (View Post)

We had a large greyhound before the fluffy one. Masterly inactivity. It was like having a dead horse in the house. (View Post)

Incidentally, she who must be obeyed has been summoning me to watch Crufts with her for the last couple of days. I have used your running commentary to inform her that there's no need as I am be… (View Post)

Splendid retort - and you're right. I must take less pride in my posts. (View Post)