Sharing a pair of trainers with Kayne West seems quite economical to me, even if rather inconvenient. (View Post)

Good job that PB is a virtual forum then, as there'd be dead bodies everywhere given the extent of verbal abuse on here. (View Post)

I'm not sure that your last sentence is true, though it may be. (He says, just to prove he's not a wanker). (View Post)

Deleted - cat not dog. Was thinking Rien le Chien was neat. (View Post)

I'm disappointed in this, as it's largely anecdotal. Surely you've got some polling to cite from You Gov or wherever on % willing to vote for a) hairy, b) balding or c) bald PM, and wh… (View Post)