They're outside, you twit. This whole debate about masks is so incredibly boring that I may as well join in. It is the government that is recommending wearing masks in certain settings. Not the … (View Post)

Was she lying on a sofa at the time? (View Post)

Boris is certainly a heavy weight. The rest of your post is tosh. (View Post)

It will be a sad day when HMQ passes away. The thought of Nicholas Witchell wringing his hands in his obsequious, cringey way all day and every day for weeks and weeks on end is just too much to bear… (View Post)

I. for one, have sorely missed your Brexit-related tweets, Scott. :) (View Post)