He's been arrested for attacking that German on the beach, who apparently didn't show enough respect for the bad news. Portuguese clink for the night. (View Post)

They should run an episode of "Have I Got No News For You". (View Post)

I've caught up now. It would appear that HMQ's demise is imminent. It is sad. But she is 96, and it's better that she dies at this splendid age than that she struggles on for longer in… (View Post)

Bloody hell, there's a lot of posts for a not-happened-yet event. (View Post)

If the energy package has the full support of the energy companies, then it almost certainly stinks and will cost the rest of us a long-term fortune. (View Post)