Two-tier auditing. That's the final straw. I feel a cold, hard rage enveloping me. (View Post)

Gosh, that's a heck of a sentence. On eighth reading, I think I've got it. (View Post)

It's all too much. I spent all day yesterday fretting about the colour of eggs, and today I'm totally stressed about the pictures on banknotes that I never use. (View Post)

My female peers' (and the odd male) favourite heartthrob was Kevin Rowland of Dexy's. I bought some dungarees to try to replicate the image. It didn't work. (View Post)

Well, I'm not surprised that Starmer and Farage haven't been up there campaigning for the Scottish Conservatives. (View Post)