That's your future, right there. (View Post)

Imagine a shopping trolley, full of booze and other stuff, with wonky wheels, careering down a supermarket aisle crashing into anything and everything, causing chaos, and yet emerging relatively unsc… (View Post)

Calling this 'partygate' and waffling on about parties suits Boris very well. I don't think any of these events were 'parties' in the everyday sense of the word. If they were… (View Post)

Congratulations. I do vaguely hope that your surname doesn't begin with M. JRM is not a good look. (View Post)

What would be truly, truly shocking is if we discovered that No. 10 had accidentally told the truth about something, or anything in fact. (View Post)