Alternatively, as this is a betting site we could open a book on which of them will receive the ban hammer first for being gratuitously offensive. (View Post)

Good to know that suicide bombers are mentally ill, then. We should be more sympathetic. (View Post)

Are you related to the Big G who a few days ago said we shouldn't take any notice of polling at all, at least until after the budget statement and probably not until the New Year? (View Post)

I assume you're referring to what was the worst dropped catch ever witnessed in high-level cricket? Even I'd have got that one, Moeen. (View Post)

From the asylum seekers' hotel budget, presumably. Braverman didn't want it. (View Post)