And finally, England will bat first. Unless Trump chooses to invade Australia in the next 25 minutes. (View Post)

Trump will be very concerned that Ed Davey and Zack Polanski disapprove of today's regime change, and I'm sure he'll change course as a result. Of course, Trump couldn't give a fl… (View Post)

Next: Trump and Vance invade the EU in order to restore free speech, halt mass migration, restore democracy, and end the era of woke decadence that has corrupted Europe. You heard it here first. (View Post)

BBC haters are worried by the very high viewing figures for, and all the chatter about, the latest iteration of Traitors on live TV, so they're lashing out. "Nobody watches live TV, particu… (View Post)

Following extensive research, I can report that rudeness, bad manners and general obnoxiousness (including intolerance of children) are fairly evenly distributed among the age groups of the adult pop… (View Post)