Phew - that's a century nailed on. (View Post)

Labour are going with Great British Energy. You are going with Great British Turnip. Good luck. (View Post)

I can see it now. HYUFD: President of the Turnip Marketing Board (Essex Branch). (View Post)

It's Coffey citing 'turnips' that's the problem, not the message itself. Not after the youth vote, then? I reckon most people under 40 have not eaten a turnip since they left the … (View Post)

For older readers, Tom and Barbara Good endorse this message. (View Post)