Absolute plonker. Not an insult, just a descriptor. (View Post)

I suspect you need help - if only in how to disable the CAP LOCK key. (View Post)

Ye gods, do you have to take everything so literally? I thought it was evident that my post was a bit of hyperbolic satire, but clearly not. (View Post)

Ha ha, you're funny. Yes, I'm a leftie atheist - you've got me there. But no, I'm not a lifeless zombie. As for your last sentence, just wrong. I've reproduced enough to have… (View Post)

I agree with that. I actually don't know one person, in all my friends and family, who is remotely interested in the Royal family. Indeed, we all tend to be a bit irritated by the never-ending c… (View Post)