On election night highlights, the tragedy is of course that Boris Johnson is no longer an MP. He would have been the scalp to savour above all others had he hung on in Uxbridge or got some other seat… (View Post)

The Yardbirds should retrospectively change their name to The Metrebirds. (View Post)

You've nailed it. Snacks, and portions much larger than you need, are the devil's work. Avoid those and you can continue with much more important parts of one's diet, in particular alc… (View Post)

Thanks. (View Post)

Nah, he could just hide in a bunker. (View Post)